This morning...

on our way to work/daycare. 6:24 am.

Scarlett describes the perfect daycare...

Mama- Scarlett...are you going to daycare today?
Scarlett- Yeah.
Mama- Who are you going to see at daycare today?
Scarlett- Car-key (Carson).
Mama- Oh really? Who else are you going to see?
Scarlett- Val (Carson's mom).
Mama- Val will be there too? Who else?
Scarlett- Elmo...Cookie...Oscar...Grover...(etc.)
Mama- Oh yeah? Will Lesia be there? (her actual daycare provider)
Scarlett- NO!

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Shortly after, still on our way to work/daycare. Stopping at a gas station. 6:39 am.

Joe is outside filling up the tank. A sketchy man comes up to him and asks him a question. Joe gets back into the car.

Mama- What did that guy ask you?
Dada- He wanted to know if I had a spare tire.
Mama- Like what, we'd just give him our spare...if we had one. What'd you tell him?
Dada- I said "no, just a donut."
Mama- Did he want the donut?
Dada- No.
Scarlett- MY DONUT!!
Dada- No Bubsy. Not that kind of donut.