Tuesday, April 29, 2008

A messege from Scarlett's third tooth:

Hey folks, Scarlett's third tooth here. I just want to introduce myself seeing as I made such an abrupt appearance in such an unusual spot. I'd hate to be considered rude. "Where am I," might you ask? Well...I am not on the top left, nor am I on the top right. In fact, I'm not on the top at all. I am conveniently located just to the left of Scarlett's first two teeth - on the bottom. I'll apologize now for the spontaneity of my arrival, and for the fact that I'm "shaking things up" by not appearing in the much anticipated top row like everybody said I would. Hey, what can I say, I'm just a wild and crazy guy...or tooth, ahem. Anywho, here I am...making the score - bottom row 3, top row zero (go bottom row!! whoo-hoo!!). Pleased to make your acquaintance.

Sincerly yours,

Tooth #3, Esq.


Pokolodi said...

Wow! Esquire, huh? Scarlett's 3rd bottom tooth is an attorney? That's really impressive. What's more impressive is that the girl could practically chomp walnuts with just two bottom teeth for months!